I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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