We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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