he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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