Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
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