Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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