I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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