Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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