i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Randomize
