ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I stole a fireplace last night.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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