Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I seem to have left my pride at pride
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Randomize
