Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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