I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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