i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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