He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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