Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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