He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
they need to just BURY HIM!
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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