it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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