My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
my poor anus
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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