My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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