Life is so much better after having sex.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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