i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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