So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
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