i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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