It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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