Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
love makes seman taste better
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
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