I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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