Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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