if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Randomize
