Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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