A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
We just shotgunned beers for America
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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