did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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