he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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