Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize
