doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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