That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I just had sex on a roof
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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