census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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