She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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