So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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