Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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