he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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