she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
that's an acceptable place to lick
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
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