How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
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