I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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