His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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