i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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