sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Randomize
