My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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