I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
you never un-have a 4some
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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