do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I did not marry a roomba.
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