Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
he shaved USA in his pubs
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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