Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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