Do vagina's smell?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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