Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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