No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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