ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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